Button Masher: Game edition

Do you hate button mashing? Do you think it’s an archaic, lazy mechanic that tests nothing but your ability to abuse your input device?

Well, now you can experience it — but with consequences.

Button Masher: Game edition is a game designed to punish the one thing gamers all secretly loathe: button mashing.

You’re in a chase. You’re fighting for your life. Your only option? Mash that button.
But wait — there's a catch. If you press too fast, the game doesn’t just punish you with a poorly-designed QTE...
It deletes itself.

Yes, you read that right. Button mash too hard?
Your game is gone. Forever.
Don't worry, it's not like it was a masterpiece... but it’s certainly the most dramatic exit you'll ever see.

Features:

• Button mashing: The mechanic you love to hate... now with a twist.

• Unforgiving QTEs: The escape scenes that make your fingers hurt. But if you cheat? Say goodbye to your game.

• Accessibility settings: Lower the "cheat detection" threshold and still experience the thrills without risking total annihilation.

• Drama: The most intense self-destruct sequence ever designed for a game. Your click speed determines your fate.

• The Ultimate Test: Can you mash fast enough to avoid deletion? Or are you just too slow? Try to survive the ultimate frustration simulator and show the game who’s boss... if you dare.

Note for players:
This game is designed to break your spirit. If you think you can cheat the system with macros or lightning-fast reflexes, you might just be in for a surprise.
But maybe you’re here for the fun of watching the destruction unfold. Either way, we won’t judge. (Okay, we totally will.)

Addendum:
Pro Tip: Got a game developer friend who loves button clicking mechanics and feels smug about it?
Kidnap them.
Lock them in a room.
Make them play Button Masher: The Game.
Watch as they mash in vain.
They won’t finish it. Trust us.